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V: "Mom, can you please send me that photo of us on the couch. You know, that one on the fireplace?"
M: [groan] "I GUESS I can scan it in for you. Why do you want it?"
V: "To show Craig."
M: "WHAT?!? Are you serious? He's going to think it's a Pampers ad for Chinese refugees."
Got any ideas for a caption for this photo? The first one that comes to mind is: "Hi Mom!! I just licked my butt, and now, I'm licking your face!!!"
What I say:
This is why I don't cook.
What I mean:
This is what happens when you broil an apple pie by accident.
posted by v @ 8:44 AM
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