Sarcasm with a side of optimism.

Crazy?

So V is off to China, and we come home and find this list on the table. Is it just me, or is she a little crazy?? I thought the "wearing on airplane" category was classic. Not only did she create this category, she also bolded the items as they overlapped in their parent categories.

Also, does anybody else define their clothing by brand? I think if I created a list, it would be more like, 3 pairs of jeans, two long sleeve shirts, one short sleeve, one set of pjs, etc. I think I'll put this list aside. Her therapist might need it in years to come. :)

Jeans - 5
DKNY darkblue almost black denim
Rampage with no pockets
DKNY dark denim fade
buffalo light
buffalo dark

tee shirts - 5
gap plum
gap blue
target black
h and m burgundy
tommy pink polo

long sleeve - 8
old navy plum henley
tommy 3/4 magenta polo
old navy white
old navy black
h and m black thin
gap red
gap dark grey
gap light grey

sleepwear - 4
old navy blue with white stripes
old navy polar bear
blue PSAL shirt
midwood track shirt

underwear
thongs - 21
bikini underwear - 16
socks - 18

shoes
saucony
flip flops
boots

carry on
pumas
heels

wearing on airplane
very sexy dark pink
gap v neck 3/4 sleeve wool
gap pink with lace
buffalo dark
pumas

tank tops
old navy pink
old navy white
old navy black
express black
gap black with lace
gap pink with lace

sweaters - 6
h and m chunky sweater
gap 3/4 black wool
old navy pink v neck
forever 21 black hoodie
forever 21 plum hoodie
gap v neck 3/4 sleeve wool

sweatpants - 3
old navy black velour
gap blue velour
gap black sweatpants

dress pants
style and co black pants

bras - 6
white
very sexy red
very sexy black
very sexy light pink
very sexy dark pink
pink

miscellaneous
blue flat sheet
white towels
green pillow case
winnie the pooh face cloth
knee brace

dressy tops - 6
forever 21 lace tank
target beads
forever 21 v neck
forever 21 red
black tank with silver
target shiny tank

And then, I asked her (to fuel the fire), "What purse are you taking?"

(handwritten)
Blue herve
Orange herve
puma messenger
coach b&w

posted by v @ 8:28 AM